plumbers came to my apartment today, I heard them working on the neighbor's sink:

"That looks like the grand canyon, and I don't need to see that so often."

I don't know if you've been checking my blog lately, but I can't spell. or spellcheck. sigh. dave chappelle always said that michael jackson was still cool in spite of his self because he wrote thriller. today, I learned that actually a guy named rod temperton wrote it.

yep, exactly how I remembered it.

Kevin Barnes calling for phone sex and wanting to talk about...egypt?

(nope, just Kevin Barnes calling for phone sex and wanting to talk about egypt in a movie)

Do you guys think Petra Haden would go out with me?

Wow, the soundtrack to The Golden Compass sounds a little too Mars Attacks!

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9958278

sigh.

As Kevin Barnes says (sings):

I am a happy yellow bumble bee, I fly around the flowers and trees and all morning long, I flutter about in the swirling breeze and the sun is yellow like me.

I am a happy yellow bumble bee, everything's so much bigger than me but I'm not afraid, for if something gets too close, I give them a sting that makes them howl and scamper away...

No I'm not afaid, though sometimes I get lonely because my parents are dead and I can't find my brothers or sisters...

At night the sky looks so black and I can't find the sun. It doesn't matter how hard i try, but when i feel like I'm covered in darkness, and that light won't touch me anymore... I hear the cardinals singing and I know who they're singing for when I see the sun...

That makes me a happy yellow bumblebee, all my friends are beetles and centipedes and all summer long we laugh and we play, but we don't talk to spiders because they're mean and they try to trick us, because they want to eat us...but they'll never beat us...