From Monday, June 27, 2005:

I went to East Tawas this weekend. It was sunny. There was water and suntans. And Sunburns. I wore my sunscreen--like a good kid--and was rewarded with pasty white instead of lobster red. And the jetskis were great too, but jumping off can be dangerous: be careful kids and land legs first. The best time during the trip was when the paddle boat I was on sank. My cellphone was a casualty, but my wallet survived. And now, I believe I might have bumblefoot--Derek certainly does.